Whitey, Your Time is A’Comin’

He fled Massachusetts and eluded capture for 16 years.  And now he has tried oh so hard to avoid a federal trial?   But now Whitey Bulger has a trial date: November 5, 2012.

Why did he try to delay a federal trial? It’s not as if his guilt is in question. It’s because the sooner the federal phase is over, the sooner the cretinous murderer will be shipped down to Florida and then Oklahoma to face the death penalty and live in prisons far uglier than some federal facility.

Rest assured that the end is near for the cantankerous old cancer on the Hub.

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A Great Example Why the US Doesn’t Need a Poet Laureate, We Need a Court Jester

And Will is just the man for the job…When he repeats the last name of the visiting team’s coach, it’s comedy gold for the true hoops fan.

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What a drag it is…

…getting old.

I just was at a go-away party at work for someone I actually can tolerate.  That’s saying something, considering I suffer from generalized misanthropy.
Anyway, I took it upon myself to serve as bartender, opening and serving champagne.  The one thing I learned from it was this: Do not drink a bottle and half of champagne at a work-time event.

Actually there was a second thing I learned: I fucking hate how old I am getting. It’s nuts! It’s like there’s nothing I can do about it. Actually, it’s not “like” nothing I can do about it. It’s exactly that there’s nothing I can do about it!

Goddamn it I wish I just dropped dead at 39 years and 364 days of age. That would have been much more compassionate.

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Filed under: Uncategorized, age, champagne, drunkedness, hatred, misanthropy, old, oui, parties, people

H-E-R-O-N? Could you please repeat the word?

Can I have a definition please?  Please?

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How about D-E-A-F?

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